February 20, 2009

I no longer consume sugar.

Let’s see how long I can do this. Seeing as how I have no willpower and I love cupcakes, I give it a week.

KIDDING. I’m going to go one month and reasses with the hopes of making this a permanent change.

I’m going to also do this with red meat.

HERE is where you come in: You’re gonna need to work on your restraint. Because in one month, when you see me you’re gonna want to tear my clothes off and you just aren’t allowed to. So you practice NOT tearing my clothes off and I’ll work on not eating sugar or red meat.

Cool?