April 14, 2009

I just posted four things on my Tumblr

and before that I hadn’t posted anything really original in weeks.

I feel like a man that cheats on his wife and then brings her flowers and jewelry.

But since Tumblr is an inanimate object/website, it can’t tell me to go fuck myself and sleep in my girlfriend’s house tonight if I love her so goddamn much. Tumblr just has to take it like a woman with nowhere to go.

I’m Back, Tumblr!